布蘭妮上脫口秀說她如果當上美國總統美國將有十個大改變：
10. I’d be the first president to wear eyeshadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
哈哈，她越來越正了啦！
希望可以繼續保持下去！
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